In the car this morning

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David (age 8 ): “First, let me check my balls!”

Brief pause.

“Yep, I’ve got plenty of balls!”

Pokemon, DUH!

  6 Responses to “In the car this morning”

  1. Chip Hinshaw says:
    September 21, 2006 at 2:52 pm

    About 5 years ago, my wife and I were playing Scrabble with our 8-year-old who was upset almost to the point of tears (yes, we had a talk about that) because he had four letters left (don’t ask … Sanskrit Rules, we’ll say) and could not figure out anywhere to put them on the board. So, I offered to help him but nearly fell out of my chair when I turned his letters toward me. It was the C-word plain as day.

    The two “adults” managed to maintain our composure only because laughing would have upset him further (not to mention force us to explain what was funny).

    Almost as good as my nephew, at 6, saying “I sh*t” all the time. (Or so we thought — he was actually saying “I see it”. Stupid grown-ups.)

  2. Allen CFDT says:
    September 21, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    My little cousins T’s came out F’s when he was a toddler. He was very much into Trucks. Needless to say this let to many an embarassing moment in public when he frequently asked them who what when and where questions related to his…um “Truck”.

    Being a nice older cousin and very much concerned about his interests, I of course bought him all kinds of trucks :)(which still pisses my uncle off 10 years later hehe)

  3. The Pastor says:
    September 21, 2006 at 7:15 pm

    My 5 year old sister got a great laugh when she told the whole family while driving in the car that our cat was the greatest…
    “I have the best p**** in the whole world!”
    (this is a true story)

  4. Faith says:
    September 22, 2006 at 3:42 am

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  5. Brew says:
    September 23, 2006 at 10:50 am

    my story is similar, raph. Driving with the family in the car, got thirsty. Well, we had been to bev-mo that morning, and in the back of the SUV was a case of Bawls. (boy and girl children, both around 14ish)

    so I say “hey steve, can you do me a favor? Reach around and grab me some Bawls”

    Next thing I know, the car erupts in laughter and I almost wreck the car.

    next story…

    Out to lunch at a restaurant that brings bags of peanuts to your table while you are getting drinks, readng menus and prepping for the meal. Well, my son loves peanuts, so we made sure to ask for some more with the plan of having a few bags left over to take home.

    Well, lunch is over, we’re leaving the restaurant, and he forgot the peanuts. But thats okay, cuz our daughter remembered em. She catching up to us, and says innocently, “hey, you left your nut sacks on the table. I grabbed em for you”

    Thus began a long history of Nut Sack jokes amongst the family….

  6. Janey says:
    September 29, 2006 at 7:32 am

    These stories are cracking me up. As a pregnant person who thinks that a newborn is something to look forward to, it’s sometimes good to remind myself that there is much fun to be had after the toddler stage is complete. 🙂

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